Brett

This is my nephew, Brett. He is 5 and he is a total ham! He makes us all laugh sooo much and he is so natural! Here are some hilarious quotes his Mom has posted over time on Facebook that have come from his mouth:

When discussing why it wasn't a good idea for Brett to go to preschool the other day, he says to me, "Three things my teacher doesn't like... coughing, sneezing and yawning..." I ask, "Why doesn't she like yawning?" He replies, "Because one time I yawned, and she STOPPED reading the story!" "Brett, was it a loud yawn?" "No, it was medium... ... .... o.k., it was loud..."

Brett: "I ate a lot of carrots at supper last night." Russ: "Yeah I noticed that. You don't usually eat carrots. Why did you eat so many?" Brett: "Because I don't want to go blind. Because sometimes I look at the sun."

Brett: "Mom, my new favourite colour is red." "Really, Brett? Why do you like red now?" "Because I like hearts and strawberry milk. So now I like red."

A boy has to have a dream... Jace: "Mom, one day I am going to play in the NHL. I am going to play for the Oilers." "O.K. Jace." Brett: "Mom, one day I am going to work at Dairy Queen, but only in the drive thru." "O.K. Brett."

"Moommm"... "Yes Brett..." "What if there was a seed inside chocolate chips, and we buried it under the ground. We could grow a chocolate tree and I would lick it everyday..."

Brett: "One time at preschool there was this boy in my class who was on the floor and he wasn't moving... I thought he was dead. So I started CPR. And, he didn't even move... until the clean up song started. Then he moved and I said, "WHOA, I thought you were dead!"

Kindergarten has no idea what it has coming this fall!

Chalotta :)